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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Biggers baby? Mrs Biggers baby, because hes a little Bigger.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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