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| Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.... more
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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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