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| Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes |
| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes |
| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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