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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading a "tale of two cities"... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What does a baby computer call his father?Data.... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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