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| What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why is a baby like an diamond? Because its a dear little thing.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because its a nappy time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they cant dress themselves.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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