| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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