| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, lets see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck. Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.... more
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