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| An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to all... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and re... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, p... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner."What are my cho... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaro... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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