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| How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?None, it is done by the automatic pilot.... more
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| A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot overthe intercom said that the entire luggage needed... more
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| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more
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| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA. Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. T... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three... more
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