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| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane.... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make a... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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