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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 02/12/2008 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the newly arrived area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears.The curious pilot looks behind door number one. He sees a pilot going through flight checks for all eternity. He looks behind door number two, and he sees a pilot that forever finds himself trying to resolve emergency situations. He looks behind the last door, and sees a Captain being waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad stewardesses.The devil returns just as the pilot gets back to his waiting position. He offers the pilot a choice of door number one or two. The pilot says, "I wanted door number three!""Sorry," replies the devil, "thats flight attendants hell." | | | |
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