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| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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