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| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| "Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! Theres a damn TWIG in my soup!""My apologies," said th... more
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| Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and Im sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !... more
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| Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I thought the meals here were supposed to be like mother used to make.Waiter: They are. She couldnt cook eithe... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more
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