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| What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, Clean Washroom?He cleaned it!... more
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| 32. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think Im falling for you!... more
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| 33. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, dont monkey aroun... more
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| 34. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?Ape Suzettes!... more
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| 35. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more
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| 36. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!... more
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| 37. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!... more
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| 38. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!... more
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| 39. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!... more
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| 40. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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| 41. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, youd listen!... more
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| 42. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!... more
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| 43. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!... more
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| 44. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What is the Ape monsters name?Godzilla Gorilla!... more
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| 45. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!... more
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| 46. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act l... more
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| 47. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!... more
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| 48. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Whats black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!... more
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| 49. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Whats hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!... more
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| 50. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!... more
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| 51. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-l... more
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| 52. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Where did the Gorilla play baseball?In the bush leagues,of course!... more
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| 53. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck - who wrote The Apes of Wrath!... more
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| 54. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?The Naked Ape!... more
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| 55. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?Fall-adelphia!... more
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| 56. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?An ape-ricot sour!... more
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| 57. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!... more
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| 58. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?Nutty Marietta!... more
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| 59. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?Gorilla My Dreams!... more
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| 60. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!... more
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