| 31. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.... more
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| 32. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... more
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| 33. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 34. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.... more
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| 35. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 36. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
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| 37. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly swimming in my soup!Then weve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading... more
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| 38. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.... more
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| 39. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
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| 40. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| 41. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more
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| 42. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| 43. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too.... more
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| 44. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a wasp in my dessert. So thats where they go to in the winter.... more
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| 45. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
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| 46. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| 47. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until Ive finished my meal.... more
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| 48. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 49. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more
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| 50. | Category: Restaurant jokes |
| Waiter, what is this bug doing on my wives shoulder!I dont know - friendly thing isnt he !... more
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| 51. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 52. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more
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| 53. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe hes eating your lettuce.... more
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| 54. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 55. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 56. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Its fly soup sir!... more
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| 57. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 58. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 59. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 60. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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