| 1. | Category: Fishing jokes  |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more
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| 2. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more
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| 3. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making Snacksby San Widge... more
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| 4. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm... more
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| 5. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm... more
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| 6. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day... more
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| 7. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, Ill just use my finger like everyon... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes |
| Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more
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| 9. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 11. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 12. | Category: Men jokes |
| Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says,... more
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| 13. | Category: School jokes |
| Man: "Hows your history paper coming?"Woman: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research,... more
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| 14. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days... more
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| 15. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more
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| 16. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 17. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Whys that?Manager: Everytime he plays I w... more
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| 18. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?Cap... more
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| 19. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?Capta... more
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| 20. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more
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| 21. | Category: Banana jokes |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees w... more
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| 22. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 23. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more
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| 24. | Category: Book title jokes |
| March Into Battleby Sally Forth... more
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| 25. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more
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| 26. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.... more
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| 27. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!... more
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| 28. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Marriage is natures way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.... more
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| 29. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second yea... more
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| 30. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."... more
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