| 31. | Category: Dirty jokes  |
| Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road onenight when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it... more
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| 32. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".O... more
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| 33. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more
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| 34. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the C... more
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| 35. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, Im rea... more
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| 36. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 37. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 38. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going... more
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| 39. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Birdwatchingby Jack Daw... more
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| 40. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more
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| 41. | Category: Sport jokes |
| Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "Whats so g... more
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| 42. | Category: Fishing jokes |
| Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a g... more
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| 43. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake?Betty: Thats impossible. A garter snake is not poiso... more
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| 44. | Category: Business jokes |
| Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "Thats because ther... more
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| 45. | Category: Business jokes |
| Boss: "Ive decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the wor... more
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| 46. | Category: Marriage jokes |
| Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didnt.marr... more
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| 47. | Category: Easter jokes |
| Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont giv... more
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| 48. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars !Girl monster: Have I really ?Boy monster: Yes - its green and wrin... more
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| 49. | Category: School jokes |
| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| 50. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more
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| 51. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this on... more
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| 52. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 53. | Category: Women jokes |
| Boy: Do you have fever?Girl: No, why?Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!... more
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| 54. | Category: Children jokes |
| Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I dont think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says hell be a rich man wh... more
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| 55. | Category: Food jokes |
| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| 56. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Boy: Whats the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, its an elephant. Girl: You obviously havent met my Aunt... more
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| 57. | Category: Face jokes |
| Boy: Youve got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? its green and wrinkly.... more
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| 58. | Category: Birthday jokes |
| BoyFriend: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.... more
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| 59. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a... more
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| 60. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when... more
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