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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?A: Play ball.... more


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1.   Category: Car and train jokes  5 stars
After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more

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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more

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"What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more

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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!... more

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Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more

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Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more

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