Feb
11
Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!” Baca selengkapnya »
Nov
22
Hahahahahahaa… 
luchu buangeeettt deeechhh…
Kalo dipikir-pikir kreatif juga sich… hehehe… 
Siapa bilang para sopir itu cuman bisa nyetir doang? Ada banyak kata-kata bijak dan lucu yang bisa kita dapetin dari jalanan, khususnya tertulis di belakang kendaraan umum, truk, de el el…
Ini nih, sebagian posting-an kata-kata bijak yang didapat dari jalanan… hehehe… konyol abis! Siap-siap aja senyum² sendiri kaya’ orang gila… 
Baca selengkapnya »
Oct
19
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese”. Baca selengkapnya »
Apr
4
Jaman susah nih, gue yang masih bayi aja bisa stress…
Nggak jelas bokap gue siapa… nyokap gue kelayapan mulu…
Mau minum susu… nggak punya…
Mao nenen kaga ada nyang mao…
Kerjaan gue disuruh jaga rumah mulu…
Disuruh ngepel, nyapu, betulin genteng…
STREESSSSSS GUA…..
Apr
3
Seorang Ibu muda naik metro mini. Si supir bilang, “Ibunya cakep, kok anaknya kayak monyet?”
Kontan si wanita tersinggung, marah, dan bersungut-sungut.
“Enak aja tuh supir, ngomong seenak udel e deweq…”, sambil duduk di kursi deret ke-3.
Laki-laki yang di sebelahnya coba nenangin, “Udahlah bu, supir iseng aja ditanggepin…” Baca selengkapnya »
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