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Best Break-Up letter

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us.

I’m sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky…

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope… along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I’m so sorry, but I can’t quite remember who the hell you are.

Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky

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Daniel Malau

Daniel Malau adalah ayah dari 2 orang anak dan suami dari seorang istri, tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten.

Blog ini dibuat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu untuk dibaca kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari khususnya google. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi untuk meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya.

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