Menyunat Nyamuk

Ada 3 pendekar yang sedang pamer kebolehan.

Pendekar 1: “Lihat, lalat sedang terbang saya sabet pakai rencong, dua sayapnya putus!!!”

Pendekar 2: “Lihat, lalat saya sabet pakai badik, badannya putus jadi 2!!!”

Pendekar 3: “Lihat seekor nyamuk sedang terbang saya sabet pake clurit.”

Nyamuk itu tidak jatuh, tetapi terbang dan berputar-putar.

Pendekar 1 dan 2: “Wah…, sabetan clurit anda tidak kena. Lihat nyamuknya masih terbang dan berputar-putar di atas kepala saudara.”

Pendekar 3: “Eeiit jangan salah! Saya memang tidak bermaksud membunuh nyamuk itu. Sabetan saya cuma menyunat anunya doang. Coba tangkap, pasti anunya tidak ada lagi.”

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Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

32 thoughts on “Menyunat Nyamuk

  1. kipram

    Ada ada saja ceritanya mas

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  2. malapu

    itu aslinya ga kena.. cuma nge les ajah biar ga gengsi.. hahaha

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  3. Dudung

    Emang yang kecelurit nyamuK cowok Ya ? ? ?

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  4. Jack

    Ada yang lebih lucu lho dari kejadian diatas…..yaitu nyamuk yang anunya kelihatan!!!!:d

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  5. byme

    wakakak bisa saja
    salam kenal kunjungi balek yah
    byme

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  6. novi

    aduduh mas, sypa c yg bwt ni crta. psti yg bwt pny cta2 jd mantri sunat ya. hehe. ato g pasti pny trauma yg nama na sunat menyunat. hehe.
    ckckck. n_n

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  8. a9unk

    bgs bgt tu crtany,l0k bz bkin yg Lbh Lcu N Lbh pnjang,biar yg bc pnasaran,,n crta akrny Lcu…key?!;-)

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  9. a9unk

    bgs bgt tu crtany,l0k bz bkin yg Lbh Lcu N Lbh pnjang,biar yg bc pnasaran,,n akr crtany Lcu…key?!;-)

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  10. Ngeselin

    Lucu cuy
    Mantep

    Mampir ke blog gw y…

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  12. Handie

    Ceritanya lucu banget.,^_^
    Tolong buat lebih banyak cerita yang bisa bikin orang lain ketawa terbahak-bahak
    Oke.,

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  13. Huget puritno

    Menurut saya cerita yg ini krg lucu, & gregetnya kurang. Terima kasih.

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  14. anjar

    kaciiiiiiiiiiiian dong nyamukna………..:((:((:((:d

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  15. fitria

    kalo gitu disunat semua aja tuh nyamuknya jadi gak kan ada keturunan nyamuk yang laen trus nyamuk yang cwek jadi jablay deeee8->8->8->8->8->

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  16. mu_

    kyknya nyamuknya cwe deh itu….soalnya muter2 gituh…./:)

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  17. Linkien

    wakakaka ,,, tolong donk semua nyamuk di tempat gua d sunat jg?? :x

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  18. DAN

    KDDP:kekerasan dalam dalam perhewanan tu…

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  19. Yunita

    Emang keliatan ia?

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  20. dewi pertiwi medan

    lucu juga yaCch ceritanya… :d low bisa jgn nymuk doank tapi aku jg mau di sunatt……… Hihihi :d just kidDing yo mas

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  21. angga

    wah..wah…trussss kira2 jd brapa panjangnya????? tega bener dikauuu….mukkk blz disunat ja pendekarnya!!!!!!hwehehe

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  22. rePhA

    kaCiAn ZAw ciY nYaMuK…..HiKzzzzzzz

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  25. DHAMBUTZ

    Hehehe… Ga lutcu.. Ga lutcu.. Ga lutcu.. Ga lutcu… iiih,, sebel dweh….
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  26. Samori

    Pendekar sableng kwak kwak kwak

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  27. yan bwi

    wah anda tlah nemuin solusi pmbrantasn nyamuk..gmna klo smua nymuk jntan d kebiri az??…

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  28. Bembi

    Garing amat tts

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  29. Agus

    Wah,kayany gw bth tuh pndkar,mslhny rmh gw nymukny cwo..Lagi pd homo2an he.,he..

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  30. Jasz

    Wah,jadi suram tu masa depan si nyamuk

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  31. fauzi gokiel

    gokil,gokil,abizz.tapi kasian nyamuknya

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