Metcalfe’s Big Adventure
My buddy Alex Metcalfe goes on an adventure around my neighborhood!
My boyfriend said he’d pay me $50 bucks if I’d eat 1 tablespoon of cinnamon. And who would pass up an offer like that?
Sebuah keluarga akhirnya dapat pindah ke rumah yang lebih besar. Beberapa waktu kemudian salah seorang anaknya bertemu dengan teman dari daerah bekas rumah lamanya.
“Bagaimana rumah barumu, enak?” tanya si teman.
“Ya tentu saja. Kami punya kamar sendiri-sendiri. Cuma kasihan mama, ia tetap saja sekamar dengan papa,” jawab si anak.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.