Dec
16
Nyamuk Sialan
Tiap malam dia gerayangi tubuhku lalu dia isap punyaku…
Tidak puas, dia isap punyaku lagi… tak tahan aku dibuatnya…
Plak…!! Plak…!! Mati kau nYamuk SIALAN…!!!
Dec
15
Sometimes Accidents Do Happen
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle.
When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared.
Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, He said, “Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of water to be! Come, and then your wish will come true.”
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted, “WINE”. The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian’s turn, he did the same and shouted, “VODKA” and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, “BEER”. He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, “SHIT!!!”
MORAL: “THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING, BECAUSE SOMETIMES ACCIDENTS DO HAPPEN”
Dec
14
Jagung Rebus
Aku buka bajunya buru-buru…
Bulu-bulu tutupi batang yang besar, panjang, menggoda
Kini aku jilati, aku gigit dengan gemas biji-biji yang besar dan ranum… ugh panas…
Jagung rebusnya…
Dec
13
Give Me Tissue
A Man want to buy condom…
Salesgirl: May I hold your penis for measure the size?
Man: Sure.
S-G say: Give him a “M”! Wait give him “L”! Wait, give him “XL”! Oh Shit! Give me Tissue!
Dec
12
Always Allow the Boss to Speak First
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, “Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each.”
So the eager senior manager shouted, “I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.”
Pfufffff… And he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted, “I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.”
Pfufffff…. And he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.”
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: “ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST”.