Hati-hati Memberi Nama pada Anak

Kalau kasih nama anak, jangan sembarangan sebab nantinya bisa membuat masalah bagi sang anak! Nama-nama anak laki seperti disebut di bawah ini sebaiknya dihindari: Dicky, Diman, Dipo, Didi, Dimas, Dicker, atau Dino, dll.

Sedangkan kalau punya anak perempuan, jangan diberi nama ataupun panggilan seperti : Ditta, Dian, atau Ditty, dll.

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Feel Free to Laugh Before Laugh is Prohibited

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn’t met me yet.”

“You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t even know where the hell she is.”

“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” Baca selengkapnya »

Oh Man…

What would the world be like without men?
Full of fat, happy women

Better to have loved and lost
…than spent your whole life with him Baca selengkapnya »

The Thief

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You can’t do that, you’ll have to wait for court,” said the desk sergeant.

“No, no,no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I`ve been trying to do that for years!”

Animal Revenge: Human Mouse

Animal Revenge