May
30
Bahaya Seks
Di koran aku baca bahaya rokok, langsung berhenti merokok.
Aku baca bahaya alkohol, langsung berhenti minum.
Aku baca bahaya seks, langsung berhenti baca koran.
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May
30
I Didn’t Recognise You
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! The full package and since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. Baca selengkapnya »
May
29
Yang Harus Dilakukan Ketika Anda di Dalam Lift
1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenal, colek bahunya! Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain…
2. Tekan tombol lift kemudian anda pura-pura kesetrum. Tersenyumlah, lalu… ulangi lagi.
3. Pasanglah muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil pegangi kepala anda dan mengumpat: Diam, semuanya diam!
4. Gunakan HP anda untuk telepon ke Psikolog sambil bertanya apakah dia tahu di lantai berapa anda sekarang?
5. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lift. Baca selengkapnya »
May
23
Supir Metro Mini
Di pintu akherat seorang malaikat menanyai seorang supir metro mini, “Apa kerja kamu selama di dunia?”
“Saya supir metro mini, pak.”
Lalu malaikat itu memberikan kamar yang mewah untuk supir metro tersebut dan peralatan yang terbuat dari emas. Baca selengkapnya »
May
4
Muthu: It’s Funny!!!
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : EVERY YEAR…
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked Muthu at an interview…
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X Baca selengkapnya »
