British Airways
A British airways flight was going to Tehran from London. When it gets close to Tehran it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help.
“Tehran, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?”
“flight 000, dis iz Tehran flight control, go ahead.”
“Tehran, this is flight 000, we have a problem.”
“Dis iz Tehran, what kind of problem?”
“This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise.”
“Dis iz Tehran, I reed you, pleez check some things for me, ok?”
“This is flight 000, go ahead.”
“Dis iz Tehran, can you get emergency power to your engines?”
“This is flight 000, negative, no power is available.”
“Dis iz Tehran, can you pleez bring your altitude to 20,000 feet?”
“This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond.”
“Dis iz Tehran, can you pleez see if you can lower your veels?”
“This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck.”
“Dis is Tehran, would you pleeze repeet thiz words after me.”
“This is flight 000, go ahead.”
“Dis iz Tehran, repeat theez words pleez: Innallilahi wa innallilahi rojiun… du yu reed it OK?, dis iz Tehran out and… CHERIOO”.
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