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Basic Bule

Oleh daniel, 25/04/07 dalam kategori Featured, Humor & Cerita Lucu, In English / Bahasa Inggris

Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yang baru saja di parkir di depan toko di sekitar jalan Malioboro Yogya. Lalu dia bertanya ke seseorang yang saat itu kebetulan berada di tempat parkir, namanya Paijo, apakah dia ngeliat orang yang ngambil sepeda motornya.

Paijo bilang, “Yes, he use to table square-square. Worth he fast-fast go without any wet expire.”

Maksudnya: “Iya, dia memakai kemeja kotak-kotak. Pantes dia cepat-cepat pergi tanpa basa basi.”

Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati, “Sir, different river, if park bicycle motor liver-liver yes?”

Maksudnya: “Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati-hati ya?”

Tapi bule itu diam saja karena karena nggak tau mau menjawab apa, sehingga Paijo jadi ngedumel: “Basic bule!”

Maksudnya: Dasar bule!

Karena nggak tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule tersebut ngeloyor pergi dan dengan pede-nya Paijo bilang, “Breasttttt!” sambil melambaikan tangannya.

Maksudnya: Dadaaaaa!!

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1. #1. adlin Said:
   April 28th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Malaysia
   

   \/Agak lucu, ngocok perut juga!

2. #2. unick Said:
   May 2nd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
   Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.2 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   kasien banget tuh bulenya.. tapi, sukses buat paijo!!

3. #3. Ajos Said:
   May 3rd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
   Using Mozilla Firefox 1.0.7 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   Good jock.

4. #4. catedio Said:
   May 7th, 2007 at 10:13 am
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Australia
   

   keren banget tuh paijo
   meskipun namanya paijo tapi
   bahasa inggisnya kueeerreeennn banget
   top abis bwt paijo???

5. #5. redrose Said:
   May 14th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   Paijo METAL…..

6. #6. pedrosa Said:
   May 14th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Australia
   

   aneh.. gak gitu ngerti tapi… ah kurang gokil..!!!

7. #7. Mira Said:
   May 15th, 2007 at 10:40 am
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   

8. #8. Mira Said:
   May 15th, 2007 at 10:42 am
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   not bad lah yaw

9. #9. n@mi Said:
   May 16th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 5.5 on Windows ME
   Posted from Malaysia
   

   kureng ngerti lo……tp ttap aja lucu banget..ahaha!!!!

10. #10. mimay Said:
    May 18th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    

11. #11. Jupri Said:
    May 19th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Using Opera 8.50 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    Sukses buat cerita lucunya, salam kenal …

12. #12. alx Said:
    May 20th, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    gokil loe maann

13. #13. veryes Said:
    May 21st, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    not fun ah, payah!

14. #14. echi Said:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    z.zzzzz…..zzz
    keician tu bule…
    keilangan harga diri…
    pak ijo-pak ijo.. salam kenal!!!!!

15. #15. bebek Said:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    pak ijo nan ijo sekali….
    englishna keyen…wkwkwkwk
    tapi tetep kecian tu bule

16. #16. Hans Said:
    May 25th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Using Netscape 7.2 on Windows XP
    Posted from Norway
    

    dada itu ==> CHEST kaleee…
    Breast mah payudara…
    hahahahahaha…

    Paidjo bukan basic, porno….. =)

17. #17. CeMaSeA Said:
    May 26th, 2007 at 8:33 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    Biasa ajah…tapi lumayan lah…

18. #18. anne Said:
    May 26th, 2007 at 10:11 am
    Using Opera 9.20 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    lucu2

19. #19. # ting kas Said:
    May 31st, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Taiwan
    

    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    i lop-lop”an to paijo

20. #20. hendra Said:
    June 1st, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    lucu abisssssss

21. #21. anis Said:
    June 2nd, 2007 at 11:37 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.4 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    lumayan lah.ga terlalu lucu,tapi tetep ok

22. #22. Tessa Said:
    June 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    biasa aja nthu ….. Tapi boleh lah…..
    

23. #23. chia Said:
    June 4th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    huaaaaaaaaaaa….tadinya che gak ngerti tapi…ywd lah

24. #24. r0lAs Said:
    June 4th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    to paijok
    good paijok but u must learn to smart n to people smart
    n eat breast chiken y

    
    n to people smart
    n eat breast chiken y

    to bule:
    hahaha
    liver liver y anytime mr
    basic
    pasti muka bule kyak gn dh

25. #25. Bizuaq Said:
    June 5th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    Using Opera 8.54 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    

26. #26. Bizuaq Said:
    June 5th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    Using Opera 8.54 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    
    yo lawak ang mah!!!!
    luar biasa biasa

27. #27. cnta Said:
    June 6th, 2007 at 9:19 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    gaq lucu!! jleg!! aneh!! Jayuz gaq maqsud!!

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