Basic Bule

Suatu hari ada bule kehilangan sepeda motornya yang baru saja di parkir di depan toko di sekitar jalan Malioboro Yogya. Lalu dia bertanya ke seseorang yang saat itu kebetulan berada di tempat parkir, namanya Paijo, apakah dia ngeliat orang yang ngambil sepeda motornya.

Paijo bilang, “Yes, he use to table square-square. Worth he fast-fast go without any wet expire.”

Maksudnya: “Iya, dia memakai kemeja kotak-kotak. Pantes dia cepat-cepat pergi tanpa basa basi.”

Lalu dengan sok berwibawa Paijo menasehati, “Sir, different river, if park bicycle motor liver-liver yes?”

Maksudnya: “Tuan, lain kali kalo parkir sepeda motor hati-hati ya?”

Tapi bule itu diam saja karena karena nggak tau mau menjawab apa, sehingga Paijo jadi ngedumel: “Basic bule!”

Maksudnya: Dasar bule!

Karena nggak tau harus ngomong apa lagi, si bule tersebut ngeloyor pergi dan dengan pede-nya Paijo bilang, “Breasttttt!” sambil melambaikan tangannya.

Maksudnya: Dadaaaaa!!

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About Daniel Malau

Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

28 thoughts on “Basic Bule

  1. adlin

    :d/Agak lucu, ngocok perut juga!:d8-|

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  2. unick

    :d kasien banget tuh bulenya.. tapi, sukses buat paijo!!:)>-

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  3. Ajos

    Good jock.

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  4. catedio

    keren banget tuh paijo
    meskipun namanya paijo tapi
    bahasa inggisnya kueeerreeennn banget
    top abis bwt paijo??? :d

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  5. redrose

    :d Paijo METAL…..

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  6. pedrosa

    aneh..:-? gak gitu ngerti tapi… ah kurang gokil..!!![-(

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  7. Mira

    :-w

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  8. Mira

    :-w not bad lah yaw

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  9. n@mi

    kureng ngerti lo…/:)…tp ttap aja lucu banget..ahaha!!!!=))=d>

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  10. mimay

    *:d/

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  11. Jupri

    Sukses buat cerita lucunya, salam kenal …:)>-

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  12. alx

    gokil loe maann

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  13. veryes

    not fun ah, payah![-(

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  14. echi

    :@) z.zzzzz…..zzz
    keician tu bule…
    keilangan harga diri…
    pak ijo-pak ijo.. salam kenal!!!!!

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  15. bebek

    =:) pak ijo nan ijo sekali….
    englishna keyen…wkwkwkwk
    tapi tetep kecian tu bule

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  16. Hans

    dada itu ==> CHEST kaleee…
    Breast mah payudara…
    hahahahahaha…

    Paidjo bukan basic, porno….. =)

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  17. CeMaSeA

    Biasa ajah…tapi lumayan lah…:)

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  18. anne

    lucu2*:d/

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  19. # ting kas

    ;) ,,,,,,,:d,,,,,,,,:x,,,,,

    i lop-lop”an to paijo

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  20. hendra

    lucu abisssssss:d

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  21. anis

    :-? lumayan lah.ga terlalu lucu,tapi tetep ok

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  22. Tessa

    biasa aja nthu ….. Tapi boleh lah…..
    =))

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  23. chia

    huaaaaaaaaaaa….tadinya che gak ngerti tapi…ywd lah*:d/

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  24. r0lAs

    to paijok
    good paijok :d but :-? u must learn to smart o:-)n to people smart
    n eat breast chiken y

    ~:>
    n to people smart
    n eat breast chiken y

    to bule:
    hahaha
    liver liver y anytime mr
    basic
    pasti muka bule kyak gn dh~X(%-(

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  25. Bizuaq

    :d

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  26. Bizuaq

    :d
    yo lawak ang mah!!!!
    luar biasa biasa

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  27. cnta

    gaq lucu!! jleg!! aneh!! Jayuz gaq maqsud!! :-? b-)

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  28. sholla

    boleh juga..gara2 baca ini ngantuk gw jd ilang, hidup ,paijo….

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