Nenek Dan Kacang Mede

Ibu Mira sebagai penduduk baru di komplek rumahnya, datang ke rumah tetangga sebelahnya yang dihuni oleh satu orang nenek-nenek.

Ibu Mira: “Nek, kenalin nek, saya tetangga baru nenek, nama saya Mira.”

Nenek : “Oh, silakan duduk… silakan duduk.”

Pas lagi ngobrol, di meja ada setoples kacang mede.

Ibu Mira: “Wah nek, boleh yah saya cicipi kacang medenya.”

Nenek : “Oh… yah… yah… boleh… boleh… boleh.”

Saking enaknya kacang mede tersebut, sampai habis satu toples.

Ibu Mira: “Wah, maaf nek, kacang medenya sampai habis nih…”

Nenek : “Oh, nggak apa-apa koq, nenek juga nggak bisa makan, maklum gigi nenek udah nggak kuat, Nenek kan sering dikirimin sama cucu nenek coklat silver queen, nenek hanya mampu jilatin coklatnya aja dan kacang medenya nenek kumpulkan dalam toples itu itu…”

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Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

23 thoughts on “Nenek Dan Kacang Mede

  1. buu

    gak bgt

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  2. ziven

    :d:d:d

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  3. anna

    hiiii jorok banget

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  4. LUCU2AN

    :-? :)>-:@)

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  5. bubu

    ;) :)>-

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  6. sher

    :d

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  7. Hendranto

    :( :d :o

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  8. dee

    yyeeeekkk…….:(
    njijiki tenan ki!:-ss

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  9. Devara

    kl orang c’rebon bilang …..
    ” iiihh, ting-e-ling!!”::o:d:d

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  10. angga

    :d:d:d:d:d:d

    gakkkkkkkkk bgtttttttttttttt……….

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  11. dani

    yo’i banget

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  12. Dion

    ceritanya bagus jorok dikit its ok lah
    namanya juga indonesia ga jorok ga asyik broo

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  13. qomar

    :d:d
    mantap kali!!!

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  14. zakii

    bagus ceritanya…lucu!!!!
    menghibur!!!

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  15. redrose

    =)) kena kau…

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  16. cute girl

    aku ingat lucu sgt…tapi cite hampeh jek…hahaha wat la cite yang betul-betul lucu!!!!!!! :( (

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  17. chiCha

    ;) :)>-

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  18. honey

    Uwweekh jorok amaaaat!!

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  19. Permainan Scary

    Keren habisss….he!he!…pasti ibu mira terasa jijiknya…waduh malang si ibu mira tu yach!..

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  20. kid

    bagus,tp kayaknya mirip cerita Warkop yac…???? :-?

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  21. david

    lucu jugga sih kaya komedy

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  22. david

    dasar nenek rakussss

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  23. bayu

    wakakakakak
    :d:d:d:d:d*:d/
    8-|8-|8-|
    makan tuh kacang mede bekas mulut nenek2…

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