Ah Beng In School

One day in a language school in Australia.

Teacher: “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?”

A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.

Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.”

Teacher: “Not bad. Okay, who’s next?”

Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.

Ah Beng: “I try! I try. Can aaah?”

Teacher: “No, no, not you!”

Ah Beng: “Aaaiiyaaa… let me try lah… I can do lah… you think I’m stupid meeh…?”

Teacher: “Okay… go ahead…”

Ah Beng: “This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… GREEEEEN… I PINK up and I said: YELLOOOOW?”

Teacher: ??

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Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

12 thoughts on “Ah Beng In School

  1. windriya

    ini web luchu sekali hho…
    coba biissa lebih banyak lagi!!!@@@###$$%%?
    bubayyyy:-@@-)[-x~X(=p~#-o^:)^#:-s[-(:-w:-”:-?:o:((:d

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  2. daniel Post author

    seeplah… tar kita tambahin lagi :d

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  3. ian

    Asli… lucu banget neh …

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  4. rara

    *:d/

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  5. joe 42ne

    ne yang bisa buat ngakak terus mpe lupa makan malem….

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  6. dr.eM

    Lucu buangeeddhh (kayak gayanya Tukul)…

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  7. naverman

    funy tenan man u sooo genius

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  8. seven

    :d:((:d ha.ha.ha.ha… konyol banget nich Ah Beng, ini salah satu cerita terkonyol yg pernah sy dapatkan, eh iya bs gak sy dpt e-mail setiap ada cerita baru yg diposting, please :x

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  9. daniel Post author

    bisa, masukkan aja email kamu ke kotak Subscribe yang ada kata-kata “Masukkan email kamu” di sebelah kanan halaman ini…

    …lalu tekan Subscribe dan konfirmasikan email kamu dengan membuka link yang ada di email kamu beberapa saat setelah kamu menekan tombol Subscribe. :D

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  10. Q

    GILLAAAAAAAA……ni cerita ato cerita ! konyol banget sih…….
    ni cerita bisa buat NGAKAK trus…ampe g bisa lg mulu di tutup ! :d =))

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  11. mamet

    my comment
    apa tuh ceritanya belum baca ampe abis dah pada ngakak
    :d$-)b-(**==

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  12. JuliusMX

    Haha..
    Ah Beng gila..!!

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