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Cewek Bugil Naik Becak

Oleh daniel, 2/05/06 dalam kategori Humor & Cerita Lucu

Ada seorang cewek bugil naik becak. Sepanjang perjalanan, si tukang becak sama sekali tidak mengalihkan pandangannya dari si cewek tersebut.

Merasa di perhatikan seperti itu, si cewek tersebut menegur:

Cewek : Ada apa mas, kok ngeliatnya seperti itu? Belum pernah ngeliat cewek bugil apa?!!!

Tukang Becak : Oh nggak mbak… Saya cuman memperhatikan, kira-kira nanti mbak mengeluarkan uangnya dari mana???

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1. #1. Nolan Said:
   June 17th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   okee deh……. boleh juga lucunya…

2. #2. diyanah Said:
   June 19th, 2006 at 9:40 am
   Using Opera 8.54 on Windows XP
   Posted from Malaysia
   

   heh bleh thn
   tp knp pendek klu panjan bgs tau
   tu je panjang kan crte tu ok bye

3. #3. ksa222222 Said:
   June 22nd, 2006 at 4:32 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Saudi Arabia
   

   sejak pertama kali jadi mandor . dia di tugasi mengawasi kulinya / anak buanya yang bernama si aris dan si khamid

4. #4. chencen Said:
   June 28th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   ngaco banget bozzzzzzzz

   Pengen donk, kayaknya lewat celengan yang tengah agak bawah dikit (kakashi)

5. #5. jomblo Said:
   August 15th, 2006 at 6:38 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   wahhh kayaknya, uangnya dari pantat booooo

6. #6. ami Said:
   August 20th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   kayaknya tk.becak lbh pinter drpd cewek bugilnye yeeeeeee

7. #7. Jii Said:
   September 6th, 2006 at 9:45 am
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Malaysia
   

   aku rase tak lucu lnsung… aku rase la org nie bodoh yang buat lawak yang cam nie tah pae laa

8. #8. jai: Said:
   September 6th, 2006 at 9:48 am
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
   Posted from Malaysia
   

   takk lawak ponnnn buat malu jer buat lawak cam nieee..hahaha malu nyeee

9. #9. yoga Said:
   September 13th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
   Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows ME
   Posted from Indonesia
   

   aku juga pingin jadi tukang becaknya.

   eh,sekalian promosi aku cowox (surabaya,mojokerto pacet) bg cewex yang butuh kepuasan ……….EMAIL TO ME …. aku tunggu yech… ^akusayangevin@yahoo.co.id^ atau akusayangevin@yahoo.com

10. #10. sevri_v_rus Said:
    October 11th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    ya masa g tau seh!!!!
    kan ada lobang celengannya ya tinggal di korek dikit gitu

11. #11. daniel Said:
    October 28th, 2006 at 8:56 am
    Using Opera 7.54 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    bisa aja nih semua imajinasinya hehehe…

12. #12. zaimie Said:
    November 7th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Malaysia
    

    okkkk baik, tapi tak cukup bagus, cuba lagi!!!!

13. #13. joni Said:
    November 24th, 2006 at 9:36 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.6 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    ok deh asli bagus bngt|

14. #14. dhevi Said:
    November 29th, 2006 at 9:16 am
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    gw yAKin pasti uangnya diselipin di kemiringan 30″ ….

15. #15. nikolas Said:
    November 29th, 2006 at 11:03 am
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    keren, gw jadi ngebayangin tuh…..

16. #16. petrus Said:
    December 4th, 2006 at 10:28 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    g lucu mas ada yg laen gak

17. #17. daniel Said:
    December 5th, 2006 at 9:07 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    masih banyak loh… coba aja cari di halaman Archives

18. #18. salvo Said:
    February 5th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.1 on Linux
    Posted from Australia
    

    terlalu pendeeek
    ada yang lebih pendek lagi gak?

19. #19. SANDRA Said:
    February 13th, 2007 at 9:10 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    naksir kale tuih cewe sam tk beca ampe bela2in obral daleman segala

20. #20. afif afandi Said:
    March 4th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    lucu juga

21. #21. dody Said:
    March 14th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Philippines
    

    haha…udah nga perlu bayar digratisin aja…si tukang becak adalah si penulis cerita itu kali…

22. #22. ayu anastasia Said:
    March 15th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Malaysia
    

    boleh juga bisa bikin aku ketawa,gue tunggu deh joke nya yang lebih lucu lagi,…ok!

23. #23. hari Said:
    March 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.2 on Windows XP
    Posted from India
    

    kayaknya mirip dengan cerita cewek bugil naik taksi ????

24. #24. andri Said:
    March 26th, 2007 at 9:00 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.11 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    ambil aja duitnya di celengannya si cewek tapi ambilnya pake tangannya tukang becak. lucu abieeeeez

25. #25. bubu Said:
    April 5th, 2007 at 8:56 am
    Using Internet Explorer 5.5 on Windows ME
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    
    Si cewe bayarnya pake credit card..
    di gesekin aja di…..
    haha..
    juzt guess..

26. #26. ihin Said:
    April 18th, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    Tkg becak pinter,dia tahu kalau cewek itu gak bawa duit,jadi siapa tau mau dibayar dengan yang lain,….

27. #27. Difer Said:
    April 18th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 5.5 on Windows ME
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    lucu deh & aq bingung emang ada ya macam gituan

28. #28. jaka Said:
    April 20th, 2007 at 8:38 am
    Using Opera 8.51 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    Tkg becaknya tau klo tuh cewek gak bawa duit, dia takut klo ntar gantian yg bugil

29. #29. riski Said:
    April 29th, 2007 at 12:44 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Hong Kong
    

    walaupun pendek tapi lucu

30. #30. monica Said:
    May 2nd, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Using Opera 7.20 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    
    yah lumayanlah..bisa bikin pala gw tambah error. ngomong2 ada yg lebih pendek lg ga ceritanya, mungkin 2 kalimat aja.
    biar yg lain error jg palanye….

31. #31. sham Said:
    May 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    em bole than gak,tp pndek sngat

32. #32. ronie Said:
    May 30th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    kurang panjang critane biar penasaran dulu, tapi lucu juga ko…

33. #33. suep Said:
    June 5th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.7 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    jayussumpah jayus banget siapa seh yang bikin woooooooooo

34. #34. taurus girl's Said:
    June 10th, 2007 at 3:06 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    i ceritanya lucu2 habizzzzzzzzz!!!!!! gw jadi ketawa tiap hari…so the best lah… hahahaha

35. #35. chin chan Said:
    June 20th, 2007 at 9:08 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Malaysia
    

    takkla lucu sanget
    ada skitttttt je.. nda banyak…
    yang banyaknya tu unsur gete…
    truknya…

36. #36. reva Said:
    June 20th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    Its a good joke …

37. #37. haree Said:
    June 30th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Using K-Meleon 1.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    ga lucu…
    garinkkk….

38. #38. Mr_soli Said:
    July 2nd, 2007 at 12:28 am
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Hong Kong
    

    heeeee. ya dari mana ya

    tapi mas aku juga punya tebakan nih ?….

    cewek hamil naik becak kelihatan apanya ?…. mungkin ini biasa dijumpai pada saat sekolah dulu waktu SMP (SPOK) ?

    sekali lagi
    cewek hamil naik becak kelihatan apanya ?……
    1
    2.
    3.
    4.
    5.

    dorrrr

    kelihatan kalo sudah tidak virgin (perawan) Lagi

39. #39. comes Said:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 9:14 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.4 on Windows ME
    Posted from Australia
    

    Lumayan

40. #40. fauzy hidayat Said:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    Using Opera 9.02 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    

    boleh juga koq…lucu2 tpi knapa tuh cewek bugil naek becak mang ga ada yang memperkosa apa sebelum naek becak,hehehehe…….
    ** ==
    klo ada crita yang agak panjangan lagi dong!!
    thnx..

41. #41. 4b1 Said:
    July 4th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.2 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    huh… tak lawak…

42. #42. Haris Said:
    July 16th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.4 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    haha not bad! Omong-omong saya baru lihat situs 17tahun buka lagi nih.. setelah ditutup beberapa tahun gara-gara kena virus brontok sekarang buka lagi pakai alamat 17tahun2.com. Kalau ada berminat silakan.. lumayan tambah banyak bacaannya! ( 17tahun2.com).

43. #43. faiz Said:
    July 24th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.9 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    lumyan deh

44. #44. aragorn.maximus Said:
    August 8th, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Brunei Darussalam
    

    sila tutup blog, buat malu saja.

45. #45. sumamik purnomo Said:
    November 7th, 2007 at 11:17 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    aku gak tau lucunya

46. #46. merry Said:
    November 16th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    Mungkin ………. itu cewek gila kali …

47. #47. DANANG Said:
    November 17th, 2007 at 1:41 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    
    
    

48. #48. Laras Said:
    November 22nd, 2007 at 12:01 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.9 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    Cari gambar Cewek Bugil ?

    admin says: duh mbak apa mas nih make nama laras… hehehehe… udah cukup satu aja linknya yang nyangkut di nama ya

49. #49. adrian_syah32 Said:
    November 26th, 2007 at 10:33 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.9 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    wow keren juga tuh tukang becak
    ko bisa dapet cewek bugil ya

50. #50. roodhie Said:
    January 16th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 7.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    
    Kalau gito saya pengen jadi tukang becak nya aja aahhh

51. #51. jito Said:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 11:06 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    omong apa to mas-mas……
    kw ngelawak pa ndongeng
    endinge kurang hot, apaaa wi..
    sih apik ibuku ngulek sambel trasi ning pawon tiwas maca iki.]
    bosen…..
    gawe sing luwih apik
    yo wis ngone aeeee….

52. #52. Lenon Said:
    February 8th, 2008 at 2:57 am
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    
    wahahahaha……….lucu banget 1001x……………

53. #53. novie Said:
    February 21st, 2008 at 4:09 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    lucu tapi……………….mang ada gt yg kaya gt maid2 dech

54. #54. tian Said:
    February 21st, 2008 at 4:22 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.12 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    lucu juga sih… tapi… tinggi banget ya khayalannya si tukang humor… aneh… ga masuk akal…

55. #55. S. Giri Said:
    March 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    gantian nanya , abangnya kalau ngerem becaknya pakai handle yang asli atau yang buatan ya…… ya…..ya mas giri tkg bcknya

56. #56. suuhchan Said:
    March 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    lucu…n qreen abiz dech cretanya.

57. #57. Yakuza Said:
    April 1st, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.13 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    lumayan……..
    Tapi Klo bisa yang lebih kreatif lagi dunk cak….*&#47

58. #58. rizki Said:
    April 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am
    Using Internet Explorer 6.0 on Windows XP
    Posted from Indonesia
    

    menurut w sih lumayan tapi, apa ada cewek bugil dibiarin bgt aja pasti langusung d prks sma tkg bck nya

59. #59. LILIK Said:
    May 11th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Using Mozilla Firefox 2.0.0.3 on Windows XP
    Posted from Australia
    

    CAPEK DEHHHHHHH

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