Maling dan Janda

Pada suatu malam, rumah seorang janda disatroni maling.

Maling : “Pilih mati apa menikmati?”

Janda pun akhirnya pasrah dan digauli oleh maling, hingga akhirnya maling pun tertidur sampai pagi. Dengan cekatan senjata si maling di ambil oleh si janda dan si janda pun balas mengancam.

Janda : “Pilih pulang atau ulang?”

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Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

90 thoughts on “Maling dan Janda

  1. Wabal

    :) Wah?????!Itu pasti berdasrkan pengalaman pribadi si penuliskan?? HAYO??????? Ngaku aja gak pa-pa….

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  2. emjay

    kok tiba tiba aku ingin jadi maling…..hehehehe

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  3. Tsu

    :d Jadi maling tu cita-cita yang cukup mulia ya….. bikin janda seneng dan bahagia…..:)>-

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  4. mahong

    enak juga jadi maling kerumah janda ya. mau donk”s:)

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  5. bonsai

    enak ya,kalau jandanya pada pengen lagi,sekalian dikawinin aja:d

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  6. yolla

    aduh..kq ceritax gitue??!!!:-?:o ah…jd C.U.R.I.G.A nie gw low…itu certa xtax ci penulis yah??!!haiiyo///!!8-|/:):o:-?:(:)>-

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  7. said

    to maling mau nyatronin harta malah dapat nikmat,
    bantuin dong smua yang baca, alamat janda2 kayak cerita tadi,kayaknya enak jadi maling gituan daripada kerja lain.hehehehe……..??!!

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  8. Difer

    ga apa-apa menolong orang yg menderita tekanan sex….gw shick asyk2 aja.

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  9. joe

    :”> jadi malu nich, aku kan janda:d:d:d

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  10. debby

    >:/>:/hai malingggg kecini donk mau jg tuch…!!!;;);;);;)

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  11. bc

    :-?
    asyiik jg tuh..

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  12. w31rd

    enak sih enak, tapi klo jandanya juelek buanget… gmn?(ceritanya maling tengah malam, suasana remang2, jandanya “malam genic” — bukan “foto genic”)

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  13. sham

    ala main je la lg,jnji puas klu dpt kat aku best wu…………….<:-pb-(:))=))=)):)]8-x(:|(*)(%)%-(

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  14. boyhensem

    wow….aku pun same…klu aku dpt pun syok gak…janda banyak pengalaman:x:x:x:-”b-)=))l-)l-)

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  15. crying_leo

    wahhhhhhhh…..pengalaman pribadi yach??? :d/ ;)
    hehehe menolong sesama itu baek kok, tenang aja %-(=))!!

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  16. cazly

    ini baru la, di bagi sekalinak lagi…..janda tu dah lama kot gersang mencari Mr. P yang hebat….apa tak nya kan si janda tu dah lama tak bersuami jadi rindu kot nak uat seks dengan lelaki……saya nak tahu juga lelaki tu nak ke lagi ulang????????????harapnya tak lah sebab nanti si janda pula yang akan pergi ke rumah lelaki tu mencari nikmat malam tersebut hehehehehehehe:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

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  17. putralangit

    maling kok tidur malam…agak bingung:(:(:(

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  18. maverick_d1

    :( (ok kalau begitu aku juga mau jadi malingnya he

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  19. lalang

    paten…paten….paten….(100 kali)

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  20. COMES

    gile enak banget jadi malingnya…=p~=p~

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  21. scoob

    Janda,……….khan alasan suaminya nyeraiin dia karna dia dulunya pria…..makanya jd janda………..kasihan malingnya yakz??????? Malingnya cowo,…ngembat janda yg dulunya cowo…klo malingnya tahu, frustasi deh…bisa gantung diri..huahahahahahahahahahaha

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  22. manis

    hahaha kyen banget:d:d=))=)):))*-:)
    jadi nya ide untuk d taro d mading skul
    hehehe:”>>-)o=>:@)

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  23. andi

    *:d/*:d/*:d/*:d/besok mau jadi maling az ahh

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  24. ada deh

    astagfirullah…
    maaf sepertinya tidak baik jika dibaca
    terima kasih

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  25. aqu lho!

    [-( Masya Allah... kayaknya orang Indonesia krisis hiburan ya???? sampe humornya seks mu lu3...Nikah aja tau...biar puass tapi halal lg...

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  26. anto

    wah kalo janda aja gitu,gi mana yang perawan??
    yang belumpernah menikmati enaknya bercita…wka.wkaaaa.wkaaaaa:-”:-”:-";)

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  27. Chuky

    G lucu toh

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  28. dhevie

    :d:d:d=))=))=))=)) lucu abiez…….

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  29. ali

    Wuakakakakaka :( ( dudulz!! seperti keinginan Gw!! dpt bini janda….lbh pengalaman coy! :x tp ya jgn yg tua lah! :”>

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  30. Cemppluk

    =)) =)) =)) enak jg nich jd maling, bsk alih kerja ah … tp nyari yg Duda keren b-).

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  31. Defretes

    [-x [-x Astaghfirullah ... inget ini bulan Puasa penuh hikmah. ntar aja klo udah selesai lebaran boleh thu nyoba jd maling. =))=))>-)

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  32. yogi

    gokil abiz tu janda,
    pasti tu maling barangnya
    segede botol aqua,ampe minta lagi
    hehehe

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  33. Slamet

    Alamat saya : [email protected], saya ingin kenal dengan semua komentator, dimana alamat e-mailnya?

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  34. naq

    boleh jg tuch. . . . malingin aq donk . . . . .

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  35. icha

    habis enak jadi

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  36. ichal

    jandanya munking kurang puas

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  37. goner

    hahaha

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  38. Anto

    :d wkwkwkwk dudul bnget!! jadi pengen..pengen maling janda yk gt:d:d

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  39. Jeng Tary

    :d cukup menghibur bo!

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  40. Botjah Bagoes

    ling…maling…km kok ga ngajak aku sech ling…:(

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  41. Fikry

    :d:((

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  42. Video Bola Sepak

    He!he!….pasti maling terkejut besarrr…!…nah rasakan maling…engkau udah terjerat…:d

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  43. tamalika

    ha ha ha jandanya nafsu kali ya…
    [email protected]

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  44. bunk_ananq86

    dasar maling.. beruntung bangetz hidup lo,,:-?
    si janda jga.. genit..:x

    klo gini critanya bsa2 makin banyak maling,,:d
    penjara jga sepi karna maling jdi suami si janda:d

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  45. cucu

    Itumah si maling dpt enak n si janda juga enak,sama2 enak donk.jadinya si maling dpt anak dong dari si janda.ha2 lucu2…

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  46. alfino

    :x HEmms So sweat!!!~~~

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  47. tukimin

    *:d/ hahahaha JANDA GILA

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  48. Berry

    :”> Ya Ampuun/??
    Hahaha

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  49. arul

    Astabaziiiiim..
    Hmmm..gimana ya??
    Hahahahahahah.. Jdi pengen maling k rmh janda neh ! :d:d

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  50. oby

    kalau ada jandan yang mau dimalingi kasih tahu saya yah!!! ha.ha.ha

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  51. ucup

    lucu dagh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! !

    :( (:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((:((

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  52. shinbad

    wah wah wah jadi malingx rajin dong kerumah janda ??? boleh tanya nga tu janda alamtnya dimana :-”:-”:-”

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  53. readyuse sihite

    kayaknya gw perlu ganti profesi nich!…….jadi maling aja…wuenak=))=))=))=))=))

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  54. Rio

    Wah jadi pengen maling……

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  55. paijo

    Gw tau skrg knapa bnyk yg alih profesi jd maling:-?:-?:-?

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  56. yanie

    waduh itu maling bakalan ngulang dong

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  57. iwor

    mantabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb emang malingnya bayar berapa skali ulang?

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  58. hana

    tuh maling beruntung bgt :)

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  59. zee tara

    ckakakakakakakakakakakakak…………
    beruntung bnget jd tuh maling,……….

    klo kya gto, dah gag prlu lg ada polisi,………*:d/*:d/*:d/

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  60. ikha

    hwaaahahahahahhahahahahaha……………

    weleh…weleh….

    hihihihihiihihihihihihhih………….

    hikz…hikzzz…..

    emang nasib si janda yang sllu jadi rebutan para maling…..

    jadi yang ngrasa pengen jadi maling buruan daftar ge….

    klo g cepet keabizan jatah lho…………

    gagagagagagagagagagagaaggagagagagaga

    :d:d:)>-:)>-

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  61. daeng

    ha3x…
    ngak lucu…:-?:-?:-?

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  62. fuu

    :-”

    sambil menyelam …minum aer dunk..hhe..

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  63. izma

    hahahaha……
    janda gendhenk……

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  64. nene

    janda gila:[-([-([-(:-w:-w
    tapi lucu

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  65. eri

    :x lam kenal ya gw eri 081384879970 24 male maling bego knapa nga di embat aja terus sampe kobun hahahaha

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  66. thynha

    :-w tuh janda genit banget!!!!!!!!!masa mau ulang lagi!!!!!!

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  67. heti

    hubungin aku ya,kita bercinta 085758102613. aq tunggu…..!!

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  68. tamalika

    ha ha ha gue mau jadi malingnya, mau bercinta hub gue

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  69. dave

    waduh….giliran yang berbau enak aja pada nyambung nich….*:d/ tapi kalo begitu gw juga mau jadi malingnya….:d

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  70. rahmi fitriyah

    =))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>=d>

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  71. boy

    =))=))=))=)):-c yang butuh maling u d santroni seperti cerita d ats,,please CALL ME. k 081973378252..d tunggu k hadiranmu.=))=))=))

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  72. giok

    waduh….genit banget tu janda,kolo malingnya ada 10 orang kira2 masih sangup ngak ya?

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  73. ema

    :( (kocak bgt dech sumpeh idenya keren bgt,klo mslh ky gt jg gw mau…….
    he he he he he !!!!!!!!!!!!:x:x

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  74. tamalika

    eh.. yang namanya HETI boleh kenal kagak? kirim ke email gue [email protected] atau [email protected]

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  75. han

    :d:d:d:d:d:d:d

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  76. Nightstalker

    klo aku jadi malingnya, milih ulang laah,,

    ampe pagi lagi pun gapapa,,

    ampe nempel di badan tuh janda pun gapapa,,

    apalagi, janda bekasnya ahmad dhani kmaren,,
    hehe,,

    rasanya pengen jadi maling,,
    ayu hunting alamat2 janda2 yg agak girang, trus dimaling,,

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  77. dudy nugraha

    :d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d aku mau jadi maling ya

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  78. Dayat

    Ha ha ha..Lucu lucu bgt.. Adakah lg tema yg sama..

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  79. rachman

    beruntung sekali itu maling…..:-?

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  80. trie

    turutin aja ling, itu khan yang elo mau….

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  81. dodoy

    ada seorang nenek sudah berusia 70 tahun di perkosa bergilir sama 7 brandalan muda…pas giliran yang terakhir si nenek sudah pingsan tertidur… si pemuda terakhir tuh penasaran.. maka di melekin tuh mata si nenek..eehh..si nenek malah nyeletuk..lagi donk…..:”>:”>:”>:”>:”>:”>

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  82. ila

    bukan lucu banget..tapi kox ngeres banget…???=d>@-):-s:-s

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  83. mahdar

    :( ( dasar maling dapat diskon 100% nihh :-w
    sisain dikit ling

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  84. mezum

    *:d/*:d/*:d/ Oklah klo begitu……Gentak jah:-”:-”:-”

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  85. ahim

    hahahaha……bisa kada kabutuhan malignya tuw:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

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