Antara Ngupil dan ML

Anak: “Pak, Kenapa sih making love itu enak banget (katanya – RED)?”
Bapak: “Wah, itu kayak sensasi waktu kamu ngupil pake jari kamu, Nak.”

Anak: “Trus, kenapa cewek lebih menikmatinya, Pak?”
Bapak: “Karena waktu kamu ngupil, yang kerasa paling enak khan hidung kamu dan bukan jari pada jari kamu.”

Anak: “Terus, kenapa cewek benci banget amit-amit jabang bayi kalo mereka diperkosa?”
Bapak: “Seperti kalo kamu di jalan ketemu orang asing, trus orang asing itu pengen ngupilin hidung kamu pake jarinya dia… ngeselin khan?”

Anak: “Kenapa cewek nggak bisa/nggak mau gituan waktu mereka lagi datang bulan?”
Bapak: “Kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu masih pengen terus ngupil?”

Anak: “Katanya, semakin banyak sperma laki-laki yang keluar waktu orgasme, semakin besar kenikmatannya. Bener nggak sih, Pak?”
Bapak: “Semakin besar upil yang kamu dapet waktu ngorek, semakin puas nggak kamu?”

Anak: “Kenapa cowok nggak suka pake kondom waktu mereka making love?”
Bapak: “Kamu suka nggak ngupil pake sarung tangan?”

Anak: “Wahhh Bapak pinter banget deh… hehehe.”

Kesimpulan

Buat yang belum married, kalo lagi pengen ML tapi ga ada penyaluran mending ngupil aja…! :-D

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About Daniel Malau

Hai, nama saya Daniel Malau. Saya adalah ayah dari seorang anak dan suami dari seorang istri. :) Saya tinggal di daerah Tangerang Selatan, Banten. Blog ini saya buat awalnya untuk mengoleksi cerita-cerita lucu agar saya bisa membacanya kembali di kemudian hari, namun ternyata banyak yang melakukan pencarian cerita lucu lewat mesin pencari. Itulah yang menjadi motivasi saya meneruskan blog ini sampai sekarang, dengan harapan pengunjung akan terhibur dengan isinya. Selamat menikmati ya... :)

39 thoughts on “Antara Ngupil dan ML

  1. Gokil

    wew boleh juga tuh saran kalo gak ada pelampiasan ngupil adalah solusi yang tepat hehehe :d

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  2. chupied

    *:d/eits ada satu hal lagi yang belum ditanya si Anak ” Kenapa ML bisa menyebabkan hamil????”
    Ada hubungannya nggak sama Ngupil. :-? Hayoooo yang buat bisa jawab nggak yach????:)>-

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  3. rizki

    :d luchu juga tapi apa jawabnya pertanyaan kenapa ml bisa hamil?

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  4. ayu anastasia

    seratus deh buat yang tulis cerita ini,bikin gua ketawa ngakak…./:)=d>:))

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  5. Seven

    kalau bisa gw namain kegiatan itu 3S “savety sex simulation” :d:)>-

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  6. Edi Condom melorot

    em..unix bos:-”Lucu Abis..:d:)>-

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  7. maria_opick

    he..he…hee..::)) bajus bangetttttttttttttttttt !!! pinter lo orang yang ngebuat humor=d>

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  8. maria_opick

    lucu… lucu bgt

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  9. fauzi

    gokil abizzz ..

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  10. mAYa

    dA yanG mW nYoBa ma Q?? :x

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  11. wye"dz_cUt3

    ya.ya…ya….tak pikir” Lu jUga..
    tP,,,kYaNa ada yg kRg tUch…
    bRaRti kLo n9upiL Tu eNaK,ga Sah MaRRied dOnx…8-|:-?

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  12. Andre

    :( |) :( |)

    Lo’ Gitu Pas ML Lou

    Ngupil Aja BiAr TmBah WunAkKk…..

    =)) 8-x :-b *-:)

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  13. jadul

    baguuus jg:d

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  14. anne

    =)) asli dah bikin w ngakaaaaak
    klu bete dkantor w gbung ksini deh …..
    briliant bgt u punya ide saaaalut daaaah

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  15. luthung

    hahahahahaaaa…..hihihi:d..lucu lucu lucu… lucu bangets! swer! kreatip!joslah!

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  16. cinta

    =))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=))
    :) ):)):)):)):)):)):)):)):))

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  17. Anto

    wakakakak =))=))=))=))=)) ngupil aaah!!:)):)):)):)):p

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  18. asis

    :( (:((:((
    top abizz

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  19. noni

    masuk akal juga ya………………….

    kok gak dicoba ngupil pake kondom, pak?

    gimana jadinyaa ya………….. bisa2 hidungnya +hamil ;-)

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  20. awi

    wakakaka:d:d:d. pinter bangt tuh si bapak.kreatif bro.

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  21. dewi

    gila…bener juga tuh=))

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  22. yohanez

    ^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^
    sumpeh tuh bapak keren abis…..

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  23. _v_

    uaaa…… tu bapak keyen abiz…. tapi tu bapak ciapa ya????:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x=))=))=))=))=))=)):)):)):))=))=))=))=))

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  24. big boy

    :) )=))=))=))=)):)):))keren banget tu bapak!!!!!
    kreatif,jawabanya singkat and padat…=))=))=))=)):))

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  25. cumi-cumi

    =))=))=))=))=))^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^^:)^=d>=d>=d>=d>…Mantabs…Nice Joke Dud…

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  26. temon

    heeem bagus bgt pak?:-?^:)^:-ss=))=d>:))

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  27. Dier Spears_

    jadi pengen ML,

    eh

    ngupil… =))

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  28. izTie

    Huaahhaaaahaahaa………….

    adda.adda sajja ….:)):)):))

    iiaudahh.. kaLo eMang kaYa g2 Rasa nyah meNding gag usah caPeg.caPeg eM’eL …?????

    ngupiL ajja Teruzz mpee paggii……

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  29. miro

    si bapak kyknya bapak yang berpengalaman…

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  30. we

    siiip…BENER BGT:))*:d/

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  31. cupil

    /:). lamayan

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  32. rhiya

    he6….
    lucu juga ya…:d

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  33. anggi

    uset dah…
    dahsyst bener tu ngupil,
    maca cieh serasa kaya ML,,,
    nyoba deh kalo gitu…ckakaka….=))=)):)):))

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  34. m0na_imoetz girls

    bisaan tuh bapak:):):):):):):):):):)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-:)>-[-([-([-(;););)
    :-w:-w:-”:-”:-?:-?:-?:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x:x

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  35. radyan prasetyo

    great… lucu banget…!!!!:d:d:d:d*:d/

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  36. ismi bellaras

    kenapa giliran joke yang agak “dewasa” pasti banyak yg ngasih comment .

    tp, ide bagus ..
    karna gw juga blum married .
    daripada bikin dosa karna gak sabar, mending gw ngupil aja .. kalo perlu skalian garuk2 ..
    tapi, sampai kapan itu aku akan sanggup bertahan ?? hwehe ..

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  37. david

    bapak yg setia sm anak…:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d:d=))=))=))=))=))=))=))=)):x:x:x:x:x:x:x

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  38. x ray

    :) *:d/:)>-:)>-mantab…………brur…..

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